Introducing
Who We Are (Besides Slightly Unhinged)
we know you're curious
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" | 31–34" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 34–37" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 38–41" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 42–45" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 46–49" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 50–53" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 54–57" |
why we exist?
(Other Than an Excuse to Wear Our Own Merch)
- To Keep Marketing Real – We don’t just talk about Shopify, social media, and branding—we do it. Milk Sandwich is our live lab where we try wild ideas so our clients don’t have to. (You’re welcome.)
- To Prove Age is Just a Number – Cast Iron LA was founded when we were 50, because why should the young have all the fun? We’re the living proof that reinvention doesn’t have an expiration date.
- To Make Clothes That Actually Mean Something – From "LOL Farts" to "Say Gay," our tees are conversation starters, not just fabric. Wear them to stand out, fit in, or confuse strangers at coffee shops.
What’s Next? (Besides World Domination, Obviously)
More tees. More memes. More unfiltered, unapologetic nonsense that makes marketing fun again. We’re here to push buttons, break rules, and maybe—just maybe—inspire you to do the same.
So grab a tee, join the chaos, and remember: If you take life too seriously, you’re wearing the wrong brand.