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The Milkmen and Women

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Our customers' satisfaction is our number one priority. Our second priority is a nice sandwich. Not always with milk either. Our third priority is learning the Metric Scale. But it's hard.

We offer a full refund when the product has not been opened and is unused and a partial refund when the packaging can not be accounted for.

Please note that customers will be responsible for shipping costs.

Any returns must be in the original packaging with proof of purchase.

Products under warranty should be handled with care.

If the products arrive with visible defects, please take photos of them and send them our way. We will reach back out to clear up all the details.

All direct payment gateways adhere to the standards set by PCI-DSS as managed by the PCI Security Standards Council, which is a joint effort of brands like Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover.

Standard delivery usually takes around 7 business days. Please note that with the state of the global pandemic, orders may arrive later than usual.

If your order hasn't arrived after two weeks, please contact us and we will look into the details.

Products are stocked up on a regular basis.

If a product you want is out of stock, please feel free to shoot us a message with the product you are looking for in the subject line. We will send you a notifications when they are back in stock!

Free returns

Returns within 30 days receive a full refund if there are any defects, it doesn't fit or it immediately bores you. Just make sure you don't cut the sleeves or make a fringed half-shirt. Both are cool in our book, but our policy is "You fringe it, you buy it."

Free U.S. shipping

Shipping charges? Please, it's not 2010 people, so shipping is free for Continental U.S. Customers. Sorry Island friends, we will ship to you and globally, but it's not free. I know, another reason to hate America.

The best way to reach us is We are always up for help with an order, a friendly hello or to hear about a new show you are really excited to share.