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FAQ Because 'Figure It Out Yourself' Isn't Great Customer Service
Our customers' satisfaction is our number one priority.
We offer a full refund when the product has not been opened and is unused and a partial refund when the packaging can not be accounted for.
Please note that customers will be responsible for shipping costs.
Any returns must be in the original packaging with proof of purchase.
Products under warranty should be handled with care.
If the products arrive with visible defects, please take photos of them and send them our way. We will reach back out to clear up all the details.
All direct payment gateways adhere to the standards set by PCI-DSS as managed by the PCI Security Standards Council, which is a joint effort of brands like Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover.
We make every shirt to order — fresh prints, no old stock. Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days (most ship within 3).
Standard shipping usually takes about 7 business days, depending on where you live.
Big order? Weird address? Might take a smidge longer — but we’ll keep you posted every step of the way. If it’s still MIA after two weeks, just reach out and we’ll hunt it down.
Out of Stock?
Good news: we don’t really “run out.” Every product is made to order — fresh just for you. If you don’t see what you want, drop us a message and tell us what you’re after. We’ll let you know if (or when) it’s back in the mix!