I'm High, Can I Pet Your Dog T-shirt
The question you're already thinking. The I'm High Can I Pet Your Dog tee from Milk Sandwich puts the quiet part loud and honestly, the dog appreciates the transparency.
This shirt is for every person who has ever crossed a street to meet a stranger's golden retriever. The one who asks "what's their name" before acknowledging the human on the other end of the leash. The friend who shows up to your house and spends the first twenty minutes on the floor with your dog while you stand there holding the door open like staff.
Who is this for? Anyone whose ideal Saturday involves edibles and a dog park. The person who follows more dogs than people on Instagram and isn't embarrassed about it. The one who has said "I'm a dog person" as if it explains every life choice they've ever made. It's also the perfect gift for anyone whose love language is pets and whose second language is snacks.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |