Low-Stakes Chaos

Some of these shirts are clever. Some are dumb on purpose. One has a farting sloth and we’re not proud, but also not sorry. None of them are trying too hard. 
No inspiration. No life lessons. Just vibes and very low-stakes chaos.

 

 

Low-Stakes Chaos
 
Smiling person with short curly hair wearing a pink t-shirt that features an illustration of a cute dog with the text “I’m high, can I pet your dog?” above it. Preguntar a ChatGPT

Milk Sandwich - I'm High, Can I Pet Your Dog T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Two women wearing black t-shirts; one woman is smiling excitedly while the other drinks from a white mug and wears a shirt that says ‘Hold My Coffee I’m About To Prove You Wrong’ with a coffee cup graphic.

Milk Sandwich - Hold My Coffee T-shirt

$30.00

9 colors available

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Man with glasses and mustache wearing a white “TRIGGERED” t-shirt, looking surprised and goofy in a vintage studio photo.

Milk Sandwich - Triggered T-shirt

$30.00

2 colors available

 
Smiling man with glasses and mustache wearing black Milk Sandwich T-shirt with bold text Not Today Satan (But Friday Looks Open) in studio portrait.

Milk Sandwich - Not Today Satan T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

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