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$30.00
You're high. There's a dog. We all know what needs to happen next. Introducing the I'm High, Can I Pet Your Dog? tee, your go-to communicator when your mouths on mute and your brain is narrating everything but the conversation. Made for those slow-motion moments when a golden retriever rounds the corner and suddenly, nothing else matters.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 27 | 16½ | 31–34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |