I'm High, Can I Pet Your Dog - Unisex t-shirt
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You’re high. There’s a dog. We all know what needs to happen next.Introducing the “I’m High, Can I Pet Your Dog?” tee – your go-to communicator when your mouth’s on mute and your brain is narrating everything but the conversation. Made for those slow-motion moments when a golden retriever rounds the corner and suddenly, nothing else matters.
Soft, low-effort, and fluent in canine diplomacy, this shirt steps in so you don’t have to. Because petting a stranger’s dog while slightly levitating? That’s the dream.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |