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Man wearing dark grey “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Dark grey t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.
Man wearing lilac “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Man wearing lilac “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Lilac t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.
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Man wearing mint “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Mint t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.
Man wearing light grey “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Man wearing light grey “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Light gret t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.
Smiling man with beanie and beard wearing a white “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt. Preguntar a ChatGPT
Man wearing white “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Man wearing white “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
White t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.
Man wearing dark grey “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Man wearing dark grey “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Dark grey t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.
Man wearing lilac “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Man wearing lilac “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Lilac t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.
Man wearing mint “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Man wearing mint “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Mint t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.
Man wearing light grey “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Man wearing light grey “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD” t-shirt, standing casually with hands by pockets.
Light gret t-shirt on hanger with bold blue text: “DON’T BE A PEE PEE POO POO HEAD”.

Milk Sandwich - Don't Be A Pee Pee Poo Poo Head T-shirt

$30.00 Sale • Save
Color Athletic Heather
Size XS

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The “Don’t Be A Pee Pee Poo Poo Head” tee is a masterclass in lowbrow couture. Soft enough for a nap, sharp enough to end arguments faster than therapy, and petty enough to scar your enemies for life. Perfect for sibling rivalries, bad dates, or workplace meetings where HR already has you on speed dial. It’s not mature, it’s effective.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size Guide

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS2716½31–34
S281834–37
M292038–41
L302242–45
XL312446–49
2XL322650–53
3XL332854–57

Returns & Mishaps

Something off with your order? No worries—we’re here to help.

If it’s wrong or damaged, just send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it—easy.

Package missing? Tell us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date and we’ll track it down.

Changed your mind? Since everything’s made to order, we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse (unless you're in Brazil—legal stuff

Shipping & Other Timey-Wimey Stuff

We make every product to order—no mass stock, just fresh prints made just for you.

Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days (most ship within 3), then shipping time varies by location.

97.66% of orders are out the door within 5 days.

Larger orders or address hiccups might cause slight delays, but don’t worry—we’ll keep you in the loop every step of the way!

For All Humans (Yes, You Too)

Our tees don’t care what box you check. They're unisex, all-genders, and made for anyone with a torso.

Crafted with a comfy blend of cotton and polyester, these shirts are soft enough for a nap and cool enough for whatever vibe you’re going for—fitted, oversized, tucked, cropped, or straight-up pajama mode.
Wear it your way. No labels, no rules. Just really good tees.

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