All Tees

 
Excited man with glasses wearing black “I ABSORBED MY TWIN (What’s your superpower?)” t-shirt, smiling wide.

Milk Sandwich - I Absorbed My Twin T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling woman with glasses wearing a white t-shirt that says “TOLD YOU THE DARK WEB IS FUN” with cartoon kids on laptops.

Milk Sandwich - The Dark Web Is Fun T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Man wearing glasses and a patterned vest over a black Milk Sandwich t-shirt with bold white distressed text that reads NOTICE ME, looking upward with a curious expression.

Milk Sandwich - Notice Me T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling woman with curly hair and glasses sitting in a wheelchair, wearing a black t-shirt with a colorful unicorn graphic and the text ‘Think Big Thoughts

Milk Sandwich - Unicorn Think Big Thoughts T-shirt

$30.00

6 colors available

+1
 
Man wearing a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a smiling sloth hanging from a branch with the humorous caption I farted and a small illustrated cloud below.

Milk Sandwich - Sloth I Farted T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling man with glasses and beard wearing a black Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a colorful stacked relax design in white, blue, orange, and pink text.

Milk Sandwich - Relax T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Man with serious expression wearing glasses and a black Milk Sandwich T-shirt that says "SMILE!" in bold white letters.

Milk Sandwich - Smile T-Shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling man with glasses and mustache wearing black Milk Sandwich T-shirt with bold text Not Today Satan (But Friday Looks Open) in studio portrait.

Milk Sandwich - Not Today Satan T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

  • ​
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • ​

DO YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO?

Curious about who’s crafting this revolution? Get to know the passionate, unconventional team turning ideas into wearable energy. We’re not just a company—we’re a collective of storytellers, rebels, and dreamers, all united by one mission:to make the world a little louder, a little funnier, and a whole lot more interesting.