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Two women wearing black t-shirts; one woman is smiling excitedly while the other drinks from a white mug and wears a shirt that says ‘Hold My Coffee I’m About To Prove You Wrong’ with a coffee cup graphic.

Milk Sandwich - Hold My Coffee T-shirt

$30.00

9 colors available

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Smiling young woman in pink Milk Sandwich T-shirt with Howdy CatBoy text and illustrated cowboy cat graphic, retro-inspired pastel aesthetic.

Milk Sandwich - Howdy CatBoy T-shirt

$30.00

6 colors available

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Excited man with glasses wearing black “I ABSORBED MY TWIN (What’s your superpower?)” t-shirt, smiling wide.

Milk Sandwich - I Absorbed My Twin T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Serious woman in hat and scarf wearing black Milk Sandwich T-shirt with faded pink cheerleader graphic and text I Peaked in High School, ironic retro tee.

Milk Sandwich - I Peaked in High School Cheer T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Man with glasses and long hair wearing black Milk Sandwich T-shirt with distressed football player graphic and text I Peaked in High School, nostalgic athletic tee.

Milk Sandwich - I Peaked in High School Football T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling person with short curly hair wearing a pink t-shirt that features an illustration of a cute dog with the text “I’m high, can I pet your dog?” above it. Preguntar a ChatGPT

Milk Sandwich - I'm High, Can I Pet Your Dog T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling woman with curly hair and glasses wearing a pink t-shirt that says ‘LET’S BE FRIENDS’ with an illustration of diverse children standing under a rainbow

Milk Sandwich - Let's Be Friends T-Shirt

$30.00

7 colors available

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Smiling man with glasses and mustache wearing black Milk Sandwich T-shirt with bold text Not Today Satan (But Friday Looks Open) in studio portrait.

Milk Sandwich - Not Today Satan T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

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